Honk & Hollar
Remember when gas stations, or as they were known as “service stations”, used to give you a full service at the pump? Honk & Hollar remembers… But we’re cheapskates and we’d rather you do everything on your own… But isn’t it so nice that our name makes you think that if you simply honk the horn and holler for someone, that we’re going to come running out in ridiculous service suits to check out that pickup-truck-that’s-really-compensating-for-something or that giant Hot Wheel’s car? You are a funny one…
I like the cute descriptions better than technical stuff, don’t you?